Happy Holidays
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Re: Happy Holidays
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deathcode- Posts : 126
Join date : 2011-09-22
Age : 30
Location : Infinity and beyond!
Re: Happy Holidays
I don't care about christmas until winter break. Then I dance with joy (i don't actually dance, but i can't wait)
MagicArmor64- Posts : 64
Join date : 2011-11-19
Location : Jumping to my death.
1 thing that I must say
This is a story...ok here it goes...
One Christmas Eve, Santa was banging on someones door and then a little kid opened the door...
The little Child:....uh...hello...
Santa:HO HO MOTHER...FUCKIN HO!
The little Child:...uh...Mister...are you Santa Clause?
Santa:DAMN STRAIGHT...BITCH!
The little Child:but Santa doesn't curse...
Santa:...GO FUCK...YOURSELF,I...AM THE REAL...SANTA CLAUSE!
The little Child:umm...
Santa: MARRY...MOTHER FUCKING... CHRISTMAS BITCH...
The child walks upstairs and tells their Mother there is a Drunk man Pretending to be Santa and the Mother grabs a Baseball bat and hits the Drunken Santa upside the head.
The Next Morning all the kids in town is miserable.The Mother and her Child realized they killed the real Santa Clause and then...
The Mother:...Oh Shit we killed Santa...
The little Child:We're doomed...
and then...
Some random fat guy that didn't look anything like Santa Clause although he had a Beard like the real Santa,came out of nowhere and gave the children presents except for the Mother and her Child...and then the random fat guy that didn't look anything like Santa Clause although he had a Beard like the real Santa,killed the Mother and her child with a Shotgun.....and everyone lived happily ever after...
THE END
I hope you all enjoyed my little story...
Marry Christmas!!!!
One Christmas Eve, Santa was banging on someones door and then a little kid opened the door...
The little Child:....uh...hello...
Santa:HO HO MOTHER...FUCKIN HO!
The little Child:...uh...Mister...are you Santa Clause?
Santa:DAMN STRAIGHT...BITCH!
The little Child:but Santa doesn't curse...
Santa:...GO FUCK...YOURSELF,I...AM THE REAL...SANTA CLAUSE!
The little Child:umm...
Santa: MARRY...MOTHER FUCKING... CHRISTMAS BITCH...
The child walks upstairs and tells their Mother there is a Drunk man Pretending to be Santa and the Mother grabs a Baseball bat and hits the Drunken Santa upside the head.
The Next Morning all the kids in town is miserable.The Mother and her Child realized they killed the real Santa Clause and then...
The Mother:...Oh Shit we killed Santa...
The little Child:We're doomed...
and then...
Some random fat guy that didn't look anything like Santa Clause although he had a Beard like the real Santa,came out of nowhere and gave the children presents except for the Mother and her Child...and then the random fat guy that didn't look anything like Santa Clause although he had a Beard like the real Santa,killed the Mother and her child with a Shotgun.....and everyone lived happily ever after...
THE END
I hope you all enjoyed my little story...
Marry Christmas!!!!
ShaneSkywalker- Posts : 265
Join date : 2011-05-04
Age : 25
Location : Hell,Heaven, and in between
Re: Happy Holidays
That's a real happy ending! :p but yeah, nice story
MagicArmor64- Posts : 64
Join date : 2011-11-19
Location : Jumping to my death.
Happy holidays
Happy holidays brooke...and ALL!
kowler.- Posts : 130
Join date : 2011-12-17
Age : 24
Location : Underworld
Re: Happy Holidays
happy holidays too you too Brooke780!
the most greatest admin of all time!
see ya soon!
Amegahoney
the most greatest admin of all time!
see ya soon!
Amegahoney
Amegahoney- Posts : 78
Join date : 2011-12-14
Age : 33
Location : Why you wondering where i live?
Happy Holidays!
Happy Holidays!
Heres a song!
On the first day of christmas my minecraft buddy gave to me,
1 piece of coal ore!
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on the 2nd day of christmas my minecraft buddy gave to me,
2 iron ingots
1 piece of coal ore!
.........................
On the 3rd day of christmas my minecraft buddy gave to me,
3 crafting tables
2 iron ingots
1 piece of coal ore!
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On the 4th day of christmas my minecraft buddy gave to me,
4 tamed wolves
3 crafting tables
2 iron ingots
1 piece of coal ore!
------------------------------------------------------------
On the 5th day of christmas my minecraft buddy gave to me,
5 angry spiders
4 tamed wolves
3 crafting tables
2 iron ingots
1 piece of coal ore!
-------------------------------------------------------------
On the 6th day of christmas my minecraft buddy gave to me,
6 lonely creepers
5 angry spiders
4 tamed wolves
3 crafting tables
2 iron ingots
1 piece of coal ore!
--------------------------------------------------------------
On the 7th day of christmas my minecraft buddy gave to me,
7 dirt houses
6 lonely creepers
5 angry spiders
4 tamed wolves
3 crafting tables
2 iron ingots
1 piece of coal ore!
---------------------------------------------------------------
On the 8th day of christmas my minecraft buddy gave to me,
8 ender pearls
7 dirt houses
6 lonely creepers
5 angry spiders
4 tamed wolves
3 crafting tables
2 iron ingots
1 piece of coal ore!
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On the 9th day of christmas my minecraft buddy gave to me,
9 gold ingots
8 ender pearls
7 dirt houses
6 lonely creepers
5 angry spiders
4 tamed wolves
3 crafting tables
2 iron ingots
1 piece of coal ore!
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On the 10th day of christmas my minecraft buddy gave to me,
10 nether portals
9 gold ingots
8 ender pearls
7 dirt houses
6 lonely creepers
5 angry spiders
4 tamed wolves
3 crafting tables
2 iron ingots
1 piece of coal ore!
--------------------------------------------------------------------
On the 11th day of christmas my minecraft buddy gave to me,
11 muddy pigs
10 nether portals
9 gold ingots
8 ender pearls
7 dirt houses
6 lonely creepers
5 angry spiders
4 tamed wolves
3 crafting tables
2 iron ingots
1 piece of coal ore!
------------------------------------------------------------------
on the 12TH day of christmas my minecraft buddy gave to me,
12 diamond blocks
11 muddy pigs
10 nether portals
9 gold ingots
8 ender pearls
7 dirt houses
6 lonely creepers
5 angry spiders
4 tamed wolves
3 crafting tables
2 iron ingots
1 piece of coal ore!
Lol did you like it? I made it up all by myself o_O
Happy holidays!!
Heres a song!
On the first day of christmas my minecraft buddy gave to me,
1 piece of coal ore!
----------------------------------------------------------
on the 2nd day of christmas my minecraft buddy gave to me,
2 iron ingots
1 piece of coal ore!
.........................
On the 3rd day of christmas my minecraft buddy gave to me,
3 crafting tables
2 iron ingots
1 piece of coal ore!
-------------------
On the 4th day of christmas my minecraft buddy gave to me,
4 tamed wolves
3 crafting tables
2 iron ingots
1 piece of coal ore!
------------------------------------------------------------
On the 5th day of christmas my minecraft buddy gave to me,
5 angry spiders
4 tamed wolves
3 crafting tables
2 iron ingots
1 piece of coal ore!
-------------------------------------------------------------
On the 6th day of christmas my minecraft buddy gave to me,
6 lonely creepers
5 angry spiders
4 tamed wolves
3 crafting tables
2 iron ingots
1 piece of coal ore!
--------------------------------------------------------------
On the 7th day of christmas my minecraft buddy gave to me,
7 dirt houses
6 lonely creepers
5 angry spiders
4 tamed wolves
3 crafting tables
2 iron ingots
1 piece of coal ore!
---------------------------------------------------------------
On the 8th day of christmas my minecraft buddy gave to me,
8 ender pearls
7 dirt houses
6 lonely creepers
5 angry spiders
4 tamed wolves
3 crafting tables
2 iron ingots
1 piece of coal ore!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
On the 9th day of christmas my minecraft buddy gave to me,
9 gold ingots
8 ender pearls
7 dirt houses
6 lonely creepers
5 angry spiders
4 tamed wolves
3 crafting tables
2 iron ingots
1 piece of coal ore!
-------------------------------------------------------------------
On the 10th day of christmas my minecraft buddy gave to me,
10 nether portals
9 gold ingots
8 ender pearls
7 dirt houses
6 lonely creepers
5 angry spiders
4 tamed wolves
3 crafting tables
2 iron ingots
1 piece of coal ore!
--------------------------------------------------------------------
On the 11th day of christmas my minecraft buddy gave to me,
11 muddy pigs
10 nether portals
9 gold ingots
8 ender pearls
7 dirt houses
6 lonely creepers
5 angry spiders
4 tamed wolves
3 crafting tables
2 iron ingots
1 piece of coal ore!
------------------------------------------------------------------
on the 12TH day of christmas my minecraft buddy gave to me,
12 diamond blocks
11 muddy pigs
10 nether portals
9 gold ingots
8 ender pearls
7 dirt houses
6 lonely creepers
5 angry spiders
4 tamed wolves
3 crafting tables
2 iron ingots
1 piece of coal ore!
Lol did you like it? I made it up all by myself o_O
Happy holidays!!
Th3grimreaper24..- Posts : 165
Join date : 2011-12-04
Location : Jupiter
Lol
Great song......and again...MERRY CHRSTMAS! HO-HO-HO! OUUCHH! Who through that brick at me?
kowler.- Posts : 130
Join date : 2011-12-17
Age : 24
Location : Underworld
Re: Happy Holidays
*holding brick* "He did it!-me" "huh-steve"
happy holidays!
happy holidays!
CreepersRegret- Posts : 180
Join date : 2011-12-15
Age : 27
Location : I.T. Central
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